as she passed by
she said to her friends

this place is full of transvestites

                                                            yes, I thought to myself
                                                                        there are a lot of women

around in male clothing




well the NHS computer, Helen, was in  real tizzy
                                                             she'd got the address right & the information

she was just to fragmented & unverified

                                                            to be as forthright as her posher cousin Hal jnr